office workers

I wish I could find the humor a la office space but instead, EVERYONE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY.

Driving characteristics:

1. Terrible writing skills and I mean, TERRIBLE.
2. Passive Agression - do they have a soul or no ability to cope and deal. Why are they afraid to engage when challenged? Do they not have the answer or the interpersonal skills to respond?

3. Needing/Deriving far too much social sustenance from work people/experiences. GET A LIFE, go home - this is not the video arcade and I am NOT your friend.

4. Forced Celebration - It's not authentic, therefore it's work and not a morale boosting experience. Don't waste my time. Buy me a cupcake and call it a day.

5. People who take it SO seriously. We're selling sh*t - that's it. You're a big weiner who needs validation from their work when you should give it a long hard think about what it is we ACTUALLY do here.

6. Thinking they're getting one over. I get it and I know what you're doing so stop pretending or 'positioning' it. It's insulting.

I want some freakin' authenticity and I am so tired of listening to everyone's self deluding bull shit. How can people exist with such an incredible lack of insight? Isn't that a sad existence?

I know I'm not perfect and I am SURE I'm a pain in the ass but god, these people have become so tedious. I'm just plain sick of 'em and having no respite from their lame-ness.

There's one guy who is cool. I hope he doesn't leave...